Joke of the Day

Why I'm late?
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
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 Riddle of the Day

Ruler of the beach
Who is the ruler of the beach?
Answer
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 Dirty Joke of the Day

Soft pink flesh..
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth.
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